Qhahog Holiday

Lois:   There's a little town that's sweet and cozy.  
If you need a place to get away.   
Every street is clean and every face is rosy.   
Stewie:   And every teenage girl goes all the way.  
Brian:   And just as Spring is springy, Autumn's autumny.  
Peter:   And everybody laughs when I say sodomy.