And the sign said Long-haired freaky people Need not apply So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why He said, you look like a fine upstandin' young man I think you'll do So I took off my hat and said, imagine that Huh, me workin' for you Whoa Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign? And the sign said Anybody caught trespassin' Will be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house Hey! What gives you the right To put up a fence to keep me out But to keep mother nature in? If God was here, he'd tell you to your face Man, you're some kind of sinner Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no, you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said, you've got to have a membership card To get inside Uh And the sign said Everybody welcome Come in, kneel down and pray But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper And I made up my own little sign I said, thank you, lord, for thinkin' 'bout me I'm alive and doin' fine Woo! Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign? Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Sign