Marvin What would I do If I had not met you? Who would I blame my life on? Once I was told That all men get what they deserve Who the hell then threw this curve? There are no answers But who would I be If you had not been my friend? You're the only one One out of a thousand others Only one my child would allow When I'm having fun You're the one I wanna talk to Where have you been? Where are you now? Who would I be If I had not loved you? How would I know what love is? God only knows, too soon I'll remember your faults Meanwhile, though, it's tears and schmaltz There are no answers But what would I do If you had not been my friend? Whizzer All your life you've wanted men And when you got it up to have them Who knew it could end your life? Marvin I left my kid and left my wife To be with you To be insulted by such handsome men Whizzer Do you regret--? Marvin I'd do it again I'd like to believe that I'd do it again And again and again And What more can I say? Whizzer What more can I say? Marvin How am I to face tomorrow? Both After being screwed out of today Tell me what's in store Marvin Yes, I'd beg or steal or borrow If I could hold you for One hour more Whizzer One hour more Marvin One hour more Whizzer One hour more Both One hour, one hour more Marvin What would I do Whizzer What would I do Marvin If I had not seen you? Whizzer If I had not seen you? Both Who would I feast my eyes on? Once I was told That good men get better with age Marvin We're just gonna skip that stage There are no answers But what would I do If you hadn't been my friend? Whizzer There are no answers But what would I do Marvin No simple answers But what would I do If you had not been My friend? My friend My friend [Whizzer exits and the rest of the cast enters]