A serious man In need of a definitive job He had drunk too much Mandrake anthrax [Pro-rae, pro-rae] [LaurentA law on] Tormented tots With Burton weeping His idiot contacts Hooray, hooray Hooray, hooray Put your claim into Tempo House Go round there to Tempo House Go round and have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House Roll the chubby round jowls Roll the chubby round jowls And Burton's weeping His chairs are weeping God damn the pedantic Welsh Hooray, hooray Put your claim into Tempo House Go round there to Tempo House Go there and have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House I'd sing solitaire for the B.E.F. But who wants to be with them, anyway? Snow on Easter Sunday Jesus Christ in reverse I tell ya, the Dutch are weeping In four languages at least Hooray, hooray Hooray, hooray And Burton is weeping Put your claim into Tempo House Put your claim into Tempo House Go round and have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House Illness, pollution, should be encouraged and let loose Then maybe some would have a genuine grouse Spring right out of the fetters Right away from tempo market place Tempo House address Hooray, hooray Aurora Winston Churchill had a speech imp-p-p-pediment And look what he did He razed half of London And the Dutch are weeping Lusted after French paintings Hooray, hooray Put your claim into Tempo House Go round there and have a grouse Go round, have a grouse Put your claim into Tempo House Hooray, hooray Hooray, hooray