Guilt and Regret, They Are My Two Inbred Brothers Guilt and Regret O God How I Hate Them Both From the Bottom of My Heart Guilt and Regret and Me Wake Up Into a Brand New Day Guilt and Regret Lively I Am Still Dead Tired - the Night Has Been Long and Hard My Brothers They Ask Me: "Do You Recall Anything From Yester-night, No?" They Laugh At Me and Go: "Nothing At All? Well, It Must Have Been An Evening of Joy" Guilt and Regret O God How I Hate Them Both From the Bottom of My Heart Each Morning Like This They Come, Uninvited Pale As Ghosts, Reeking of Compost Yet Most I Abhor Their Bloodshot Eyes My Brothers They Ask Me: "Do You Recall Anything From Yester-night, No?" They Laugh At Me and Go: "Nothing At All? Well, It Must Have Been An Evening of Joy" My Brothers They Tease Me: "Do You Remember Anything From Yester-night, No?" They Laugh At Me and Go: "O Sure You Do, We Buried Our Little Sister Hope" Guilt and Regret and Me - What a Twisted Family We Are Guilt and Regret O God, How I Hate You Both From the Bottom of My Heart