Ash and scott What the fuck was that? Scott Your sister has turned into a zombie Ash and scott What the fuck was that? Ash Your girlfriend was a demon too Ash and scott What the fuck was that? Scott She just ripped my pre-ripped abercrombie Ash and scott What the fuck was that? Ash I got some shelly on my shoe Ash and scott What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum? What the fuck was that? Scott Dude, these hoes been zombefied! I cannot stay here anymore I'm getting out of here! Ash No, we cannot leave, linda's ankle won't make it, i fear Scott I cannot stay, i killed my lay! I must go now Ash You can't go now Scott I must! Ash You can't! Scott I must Ash You can't! Scott Bitches out for blood! I can't take this anymore Ash We don't even know if there's a way back Except for that damn broken foorbridge Scott Gotta go! Right now! I'll find a road where i'll flag down a van! Ash Just listen to me Scott No i won't! Ash Linda can't walk Scott It's time to go! Ash Cannot hike Can't even stand Scott Then we'll leave her That's our brand-new... Ash and scott Plan What the fuck was that? Scott Now i'll put an end to this vacation Ash and scott What the fuck was that? Ash Scott, don't leave me all alone Ash and scott Necronomicon The book of the dead Ash The chant Scott A curse Ash The chicks Scott I'm gone! Ash and scott What the fuck was that? It's the evil dead!