I keep wondering when I'm on the piss It somehow always turns out like this Why a mate always has to say It's getting late, you better call it a day On last drink then I'm off Even though I've had more than enough On last drink then I'm off Even though I've had more than enough It's so hard to decide What will be the last drink for tonight? A cider or a lager? I fetch my coat and I'm ready to go Then I hear somebody say hello Another mate offers me a drink Maybe I better pass but then I think This time a pint of guinness Maybe I'll have a strongbow Oh no, a pint of carlsberg Or should it be a fosters? Let's have a pint of lager!