Infant turtles racing to the sea Seagulls screeching hungrily Twisting, kicking, jerking in their craws Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws Now the Carney's barking to the crowd let's go While the geek's awaitin' to do his sickenin' show Freaks are standing round, some fat, some tall Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws Preachers preaching loudly on the street While deaf and dumb men cannot hear or speak Twisted legs can't chase a bouncing ball Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws Moses teaches us ‘thou shalt not kill’ Still cannons burst so loud on foreign hills The strong will stand, the weak will surely fall Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws Oh wonder why God made these kind of laws