Bleep blorp Shit I duck I dip (woo) Gimme bread, I duck Bitch I duck I dip (okay) Your daddy has green eyes What's up buttercup? I dip d-d-dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip How I dip Never caught a fist You know I duck I dip (hah) Even if I hypothetically wanted to go to your party (snooze fail) I'd probably dip Double dip huh Chips huh Double dip Chip dip Titty milk Give me a sip Bitch, please don't ride my lick (Don't fucking ever do that again) Midwest Raised a fucking kid Lonely without a friend The police made me sick Yo, you talk too much What can I say? I had to press my luck It didn't matter anyway You have to learn to duck (huh) 'Cause people dip two fucks (yeah) It makes 'em want to fuck you up You get toys and plastic trucks (woo) And you get back-stabbed You get cuts They didn't wanna talk to you 'Till you moved to a different state (what?) Shit I duck I dip (woo) Gimme bread, I duck Bitch I duck I dip (oh damn) Your daddy has green eyes What's up buttercup? I dip d-d-dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip (my turn!) How I dip If I was a baldy I'd still be redhead If my grandma called me that'd be weird 'Cause my grandma's dead She ducked she dipped (ducked she dipped) Now grandpa's too busy with his new baybay He forgot my fricking birthday gift Recorded this in my room while my dad slept I want to blow up, take him on a jet Fly him 'round the world so there's nothing he regrets Almost had gotten lunch with him earlier But I told him I couldn't because I hadn't finished this song yet Aw, fuck shit Duck dip Gimme bread, I duck Bitch I duck I dip (dum d-d-dum dum d-d-dum dum dum dum dum) Your daddy has (how I, dip) Green eyes (how I fucking dip) Dip, shit (Dum d-d-dum d-d-dum dum dum dum dum dum dum)