Tom: D D C G I broke most of Mama?s dishes C G D She banned me from the kitchen when I was a kid D C G I tore Daddy?s truck to pieces C G D Left it in a heap that no mechanic could fix G You don?t believe me I can see you laughin? A But trust me I?m an accident waiting here to happen [Chorus] D Cause I break things A Anything I touch A D I just get around and then I?m bound to tear ?em up D Yeah, I make things A Snap and fall apart C G So if you wanna hold me boy, you?d better watch your heart D Cause I break things D C G [Verse] D C G You say I?m nothing you can?t handle C G D You?re tougher than an anvil, well baby we?ll see D C G I?m like a wrecking ball coming C G D You?re better off running far away from me G Don?t get me wrong now baby I adore ya A It?s only right that I give you fair warning [Chorus] D A C D x2 [Verse] A D G Rain is wet, the desert is dry A D G That?s the way it?ll always be A D G Fire is hot, it?s dark at night C G A The sun comes up in the east...and