[Verse]
Stagecoach lady, hourglass body
Making things glow in the night
Well she would, if she could
And she'd be good if she would only
Tell her lover she'd be out tonight
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy
And I'm a rat
[Chorus]
It's too bad, can't get me none of that!
[Verse]
Salt Lake City
Salt lickin' biddies
Bogus honey stinkin' of gin
Well my daddy was hard
His face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass
And playin' poker to win
'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy
And I'm a rat
[Chorus]
It's too bad
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
[Verse]
Loose old lady, my mama Katie
Chivalry was born at her feet
Well she should have thought twice when pa rolled his dice
You know the night they put my daddy to sleep
'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy
And I'm a rat
[Chorus]
It's too bad
Lord, it's too bad
I said it's too bad
Lord, it's too bad
You know it's too bad
It's too bad
You said it's too bad
It's too bad
