This is a public service announcement.
Let’s go to our reporter live on the scene.
Yes, I’m here on the scene of some horrible event.
Here comes the sole survivor.
Sir, sir, what is it that you saw?
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
Why did you have to dig under my house?
Now you’re undead, digging forever
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
Their numbers are growing, they’ll never stop
Their thirsting for brains underground and up top
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
There is no hope, they broke down my door
A zombie groundhog popped up through my floor
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
I slipped away, jump out the window
Now I am here, to try to warn you all about the
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
War… zombie groundhog war
War… please do not panic. Help is waiting outside.
Please go in an orderly fashion and we’ll get you to a safe zone.
