Elected

I'm the jewel of the pulpit
never let it be known 
I'm taking extra precautions 
slipping down the middle 
for the five hundredth time 
I could explode a campus bottle
and make it stop on a dime 
ow ow! 

I'm the electric shock elect 
a perpetual but
I implacidly reject 
sue so so around me
having stretched out the cue 
oh well I think it's kinda neat 
so I fought for it for you
ow ow! 

elect 
elect