Eminem

No One's Iller Than Me

Eminem


[Featuring Swift Bizarre Fuzz] 
[Bizarre] 
Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!) Yeah Bizarre Kid comin' at you 
Eminem and Fuzz and Mr. Swifty ha ha 
No one's iller than me (wha?) 
No one no one is iller than me 
No one is iller than me 
It's Mr. Swifty from the 313... 
[Swift] 
I make rappers wanna turn into singers 
I keep hoes lickin' they fingers 
Bring this competition and face this meanin' 
Got your whole crew doing subpeonas 
Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius 
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters 
Keep it close, you can't beat us 
While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this 
I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects 
While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no secret 
That your shit sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind state 
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate 
I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell 
From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like route canals 
I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail 
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well 
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials 
Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels 
Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now 
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how? 
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild 
Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW! 
It's Swifty from the 313 
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh! 
[Bizarre] 
Me and Eminem and Mike 
Drivin' down Van Dyke 
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite 
Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason 
Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facin' 
Last week this old man I had to blast 
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas 
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook 
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook 
Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack 
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at 
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should 
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good! 
Rob this little boy in his fuckin' paper route 
Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell "EVERYBODY GET OUT"! 
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece 
Cuz she found out I was havin' an affair with her 10-year old niece 
No one, no one's iller than me 
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313 
No one, no one is iller than me 
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313 
[Eminem] 
Nobody better test me, cuz I don't wanna get messy 
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dick freshly 
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs 
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs 
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs 
Whippin' 40-bottles like the fuckin' Pepsi clubs 
Down a fifth, crack open a six 
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss 
I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends 
Who gives a fuck who they was 
I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does 
They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz? 
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz 
Mics get sandblasted 
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your 
antacid 
Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when I ran past it 
Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket 
Talkin' shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted 
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic 
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic 
Furious four motherfuckers 
Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand Masters 
Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me 
[Fuzz] 
I run shit like an ass with legs 
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red 
Similar to your ass in a casket dead 
Drastic spread of acid heads 
Come to abort you like a bastard egg 
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs 
Ask the feds from past the edge 
Rockin' the most classic threads 
Flashin' bread, roll down the window 
Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red 
You can get 'til that ass get red 
Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him 
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga Eminem 
Never writer's block, I block writers 
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters 
Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick 
Some bitch ran up screamin' GET THE COPS QUICK! 
And got drop kicked, now she screamin' "Stop it..." 
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit 
Wherever you shop bitch, Fuzz Scooter '97 crop pick 
Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like I got tits 
I shoot a rocket through your optic 
You niggaz still don't know the top pick? 
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass 
And have you shittin' socks bitch! 
We rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split 
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits 
(No one...) 
Ain't nobody iller than me 
[Bizzare] 
It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313 
No one, no one is iller than me 
It's Eminem and Swift from the 313 
No one, no one is iller than me 
It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313 
You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees! 
From the home of potholes and trash 
We'll lyrically blast...