Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange [put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Got a dick as big as a banana I try to control it, but i can't It's too tough, it's like an banana You better watch out, hannah montana ]man, what's the matter, have you no manners? False, you know the girl from juno's address? Yeah, i'ma probably go to jail for that Now i got the cops on my tail for that Run up on your car with a stale banana In your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that Coulda been a molotov cocktail for that Wait a minute, man, what the hell was that? I heard a noise, where you goin'? What are you, bananas? You can't go back there, stupid ass I just seen a woman in a freddy kruger mask Who the fuck are you, superman? ]all you have is a little stupid can of whipped cream What the hell you gonna do with that? I'ma put it on my wee wee Ooh, good answer Super bonanza extravaganza Man, go ahead, what you waitin' for? You better get them clothes off, baby boy Come on, let's go, we're gonna make a porn Ready, set, go. hit play, record Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee [banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee [banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Are you ready? you better hold the camera steady She's probably back there with a damn machete She's probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti She's probably gonna kill ya, still wanna check, see? Have a little quick look? go on, … She's probably six foot tall like big foot The hell with that, we probably should run Don't dare look back We probably, probably, probably There probably was a problem at the post office or something But you probably didn't know that, did ya? Now what ya gonna do when she gets ya? I ain't goin' with ya, forget ya Quit tryna hold my hand, mista' Pretend she's your little sista', little sista' (?) Might as well take the whipped cream with ya And when you see her, make sure you get a picture We could try to make another blair witch-a movie A beastiality porno with smoothies Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange It's eerie, but here comes zack and miri Beauty and the beast, his back is hairy But she don't care, they're attractive, very Very sexually active, very False, zack, don't go back in there It's too late now, she's grabbin' hair He screams, "bloody mary!", grabs a mirror But stop just ain't in her vocabular "get off me, please. get off me, stop." (?) at a coffee shop They go non-stop She says, "go" He says, "no" She says, "oh" Back and forth, they scream and shout Yeah, boy, let them demons out It's the kind of nightmare you dream about Uh-oh, now the whipped cream is out I get sick thoughts, sick, sick, thoughts Things you could do with your lipstick gloss ]put it on my dick 'til the tip looks orange Bitch, keep going! bitch, keep going! Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana