Tom: C
C Am
First they're K.I.S.S.I.N.G in front of me
C Am
Then they're H.O.L.D.I.N.G. hands
Dm G
Well I can S.T.A.N.D the fact that I'm forgotten
Dm G
I can't B.E.L.I.E.V.E their cheek
Am C
'Cause I'm not missing him, I just don't like a show-off
Am C
And I'm not jealous, I just wish they'd go off
Dm F G
Why don't they fuck just fuck off and fade away, fade away
[Bridge] (x2)
C Am
[Verse 1]
C Am
Na-na-now I'm gonna tell you all his secrets
C Am
Did you know about the time he couldn't wait
Dm G
He should have gone back home and changed his little shorties
Dm F G
Instead of sporting web-patched jeans for our first dates
[Chorus]
Em
Oh, honey
Am Dm
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
Dm G C Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
[Verse 2]
C Am
So do it elsewhere and not in my face
C Am
Go to the movies, go back home, go to her place
F G
'Cause it's not nice seeing kisses on another
Dm F G
You do not have to rub it in my God damn face
[Chorus]
Em
Oh, honey
Am Dm
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
Dm G C Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
[Bridge]
C Am
Break you as I go
C Am C Am
Break you as I, break, break, break you
C Am
Break you as I go
[Chorus]
Em
Oh, honey
Am Dm
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
Dm G C Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
[Bridge]
C Am
Break you as I go
C Am C Am
Break you, break you
C Am
I'll break you as I go
Em Am
Break you, yea-ea-ea
[Bridge 1] (x4)
C
Honey, I could
Am
Honey, I could
[Bridge 2]
C Am
Break you as I go
C Am C Am
Break you as I, break, break, break you
C Am
Break you as I go
[Outro] (x4)
C
Honey, I could
Am
Honey, I could
