Tom: C G C G C G C G C G C G C G C G C G Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting C F C F C F C G/B Like an out of tune guitar Am G/B C Ooh she got Hercules on her side G And Diana in her eyes G Some men like the Chinese life C F C F C F C G/B Some men kneel and pray Am G/B C Ooh well I like women and I like wine G And I've always liked it that way F C/E G/D C G Always liked it that way D G I can't dig it, the way she tease D G That old tough man routine up her sleeve C D Living and loving, kissing and hugging Em C G Living and loving with a cat named Hercules F C/E G/D C G A cat named Hercules G Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal C F C F C F C G/B Messing with a muscle boy Am G/B C No superman gonna ruin my plans G Playing with my toys G Rich man sweating in a sauna bath C F C F C F C G/B Poor boy scrubbing in a tub Am G/B C Me, I stay gritty up to my ears G Washing in a bucket of mud F C/E G/D C G Washing in a bucket of mud