Tom: Em Em Em You only listen to my boyfriend Em Am 'Cause you're scared of men Em Em But I should scare you more than they do Em Am 'Cause I can handle them [Pre-Chorus] Em Em I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind Em Em (I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind) [Chorus] Em I'll take a drink if you pay Am But you'd better run away I'm a monster with a pretty face Em I'll sleep for days, take away Am All the happiness you've saved I'm a monster with a pretty face Em With me you'll be in constant misery Am The pain the follows me You'll never get to leave Em If it were me in your place Am Wouldn't even ask my name I'm a monster [Verse] Em Em You think I'm dressed up for your messed up Em Am Predatory game Em Em But I assure you this isn't for you Em Am I always look this way Em Em When I say no, dear, you'd better leave here Em Am 'Cause I won't say it twice Em Em And I might look small, but NYC's tall Em Am And my apartment's high [Pre-Chorus] Em Em I've got a sick mind, and not the fun kind [Chorus] Em I'll take a drink if you pay Am But you'd better run away I'm a monster with a pretty face Em I'll sleep for days, take away All the happiness you've saved Am I'm a monster with a pretty face Em With me you'll be in constant misery Am The pain the follows me You'll never get to leave Em If it were me in your place Wouldn't even ask my name Am I'm a monster Em I'll take a drink if you pay Am But you'd better run away I'm a monster with a pretty face Em I'll sleep for days, take away All the happiness you've saved Am I'm a monster with a pretty face Em With me you'll be in constant misery Am The pain the follows me You'll never get to leave Em If it were me in your place Am Wouldn't even ask my name