You know I hate to wait So I always put out on the first date My reputation's grey Just ask any of my first dates In middle school I wasn't very cool, but Slutty girls taught me the golden rule To be a hit It's all in the wrist You could be the it girl If you use a little spit girl Just take this advice from me You might be as popular as can be You'll be the it girl You'll be the shit girl You'll be the hit call girl You'll be the it girl You'll be the shit girl Show us your tits! To be a tough girl You gotta wrap it up girl If it ain't enough girl You can always nip it the butt girl Momma's actin' so innocent, don't doubt it When she was your age she was all about it Boys are dicks It hurts a little but it's quick Just the tip girl (It's never just the tip girl) So next time they talk some shit All you gotta do is blow them A little kiss Fuckin' blow them a kiss That's it Or you can shot me down