Welcome to the end of the world! Please make yourself comfortable And don’t forget, anything is possible On a Tuesday afternoon I have been trying to remember the reasons Why this ol’ world should not end But it’s been so hard to imagine a better outcome God must be joking, cause we’ve all been choking and Wondering about her plans Are we worth saving at all after centuries of dumb Hold my hand, don’t let go Everything will work out in the end Even when it may seem too late (It’s not too late) Don’t despair Now you know An angel can become a demon’s friend Let’s have lunch Apocalypse can wait (Apocalypse can wait) An angel can become a demon’s friend (Best friend) I have been trying to remember the reasons Why this ol’ world should not end Don’t despair (Don’t despair) Now you know (Now you know) An angel can become a demon’s friend (Best friend!) Let’s have lunch Apocalypse can wait (Apocalypse can wait) And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee? And the Angel said I had it here only a moment ago I must have put it down some where Forget my own head next It may help to understand human affairs To be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused Not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad But by people being fundamentally people It used to be thought that the events that changed the world were things like big bombs, maniac politicians, huge earthquakes, or vast population movements But it has now been realized that this is a very old-fashioned view Held by people totally out of touch with modern thought The things that really change the world According to Chaos theory, are the tiny things A butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazonian jungle And subsequently a storm ravages half of Europe And because I love you, everything will be ok I promise you everything will be ok It will all work out in the end And subsequently a storm ravages half of Europe Apocalypse can wait An angel can become a demon’s friend Let’s have lunch Don’t despair It’s not too late Apocalypse can wait