Tom: Em
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You know what's funnier than twenty-four?
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Twenty-five
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The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
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Firmly grasp it, soiled it
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Is mayonnaise an instrument
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Photo-synthesis
[Chorus]
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I am ugly and I'm proud
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Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
[Verse 2]
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I can't hear you it's too dark in here
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Don't touch me I'm sterile
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Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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I used your clarinet to un-clog my toilet
[Chorus]
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I am ugly and I'm proud
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Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
[Bridge part 1]
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Go to work, go to work, go to work
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leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle
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'Cause he was number one
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He was number one
[Bridge part 2]
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Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!
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Who you callin' pinhead?
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Is this the crusty crab?
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No this is Patrick
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My leg, my leg
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My leg, my leg, my leg
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My leg, my leg, my leg
[Chorus]
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I am ugly and I'm proud
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Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
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Are you feeling it now, feeling it now, right now
[Outro]
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May I take your hat sir?
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You like krabby patties don't you, Squidward?
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Imagination, chocolate
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Imagination, chocolate
