Tom: Em Em 0432 C 0001 Am 2000 B 4322 G 0232 Bm 2222 [Intro] Em C Am B [Verse] Em C Am B 'Tis I, the frenchiest fry Em C Am B Back at it again with the white Vans Em C Am Bm My wig flew, all the way to jupiter Em C Am B And just to let you know, I am your stepdad Em C Am B Pasta la Vista, baby, Penne for your thoughts? Em C Am B Love yourself, you have to try, no matter how hard [Chorus] C G Always be spicy, send memes Bm Em A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese C G Dab your haters away Bm Em My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay C G I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge, Bm Em C Am B I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry [Verse] Em C Am B Kiwis in bikinis, memes before dreams Em C Am B I'm preganenant, with a burger king foot lettuce babaaay Em C Am B Mom, pick me up, this party is scary Em C Am B If I died, I'm dead, I miss my ravioli Em C Am B AaaahaahAaahaaaaah [Chorus] C G Always be spicy, send memes Bm Em A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese C G Dab your haters away Bm Em My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay C G I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge, Bm Em I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry C G I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge, Bm Em I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry [Bridge] B C You gotta fight to win the battle Bm 2+2=5 B C I can't stop thinking about flat earth Bm I apologize N.C. BC K, I like your face mate :] *awkward silence* [Chorus] C G Always be spicy, send memes Bm Em A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese C G Dab your haters away Bm Em My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay C G I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge, Bm Em I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry C G Always be spicy, send memes Bm Em A heart shall be shattered, cuz cheese smells like cheese C G Dab your haters away Bm Em My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay C G I cri evrytiem, I hid behind the fridge, Bm Em C Am B I cri evrytiem, my eyes cry