I'm very lucky I think you'll agree 

I've lost the key to my front door 
I can't get in there anymore, oh my 
I've lost the key to my love's heart 
It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my 

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree 

As I was riding home from work 
I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my 
I shouted "Oi!" and yelled "Stop! Thief!" 
The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my 

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree 

As I was swimming in the sea 
I came across a bomb or three, oh my 
I took them to the coastguard man 
Who said "Hurry up and get th...", oh my 

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree 

I've lost the key to my front door 
I can't get in there anymore, oh my 
I've lost the key to my love's heart 
It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my 

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree