The Fix

The fix is in 
There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom 

The fix is in 
Can't wait to see how it upsets 'em 

Too many times we've been postally pipped 
We've loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped 
We're swapping the turf for the sand and the surf and the sin 
Cause the fix, the fix is in 

The fix is in 
The odds that I got were delicious 

The fix is in 
The jockey is cocky and vicious 

The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills 
We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills 
And the Vino di Vici will flow like a river in spring 
Now the fix, the fix is in 

The fix is in 
The snaps of the steward so candid 

The fix is in 
Yes, our pigeons have finally landed 

The Donahue sisters will meet us in France 
In penguins and pearls, we'll drink and we'll dance 
'Til the end of our days, cause it ain't left to chance 
That we win 
Cause the fix, the fix is in