Ian, oh Ian. You are amazingly, beautifully, wonderful. Ian, oh Ian. You are the one man who's not a Neanderthal. Ian, Ian. We love Jor Jor and Steve's the bees knees but Ian, oh Ian. There is not one NFG-er like you, oh no. Ian, oh Ian. You like the cookies and you like the ice cream and Ian, oh sweetie. Hanukkah's for me if a Hanukkah's for you and Ian, oh Ian. Cyrus is cool and Chad's family now but Ian, oh cutie. You laugh so hard when Weston makes a pouf to eat. (Stacy, Sherri, and Chauntelle speaking) haha hey did you see Ian the other day? My gosh. Woo. Yes I did! Did I ever. He is so smoking hot. So smoking hot...Oh he is so yummy. He is so dreamy haha He loves Britney Spears. He loves her a lot. But his wife, Stormy, is so smoking hot. And she loves him 'cause he is Ian. We love you too oh Ian, oh Ian. This is a song we wrote for you 'cause you are so beautifully amazing and mostly because you told us we had to and Ian, oh Ian. I heard your new CD and Ian, oh Ian the bass lines that you play make our hearts go oh thump thump thump. Thump thump. Thump Thump thump thump thump thump thump!