A B C D E F G C'mon over and play with me My mama she even bought me a Wii H I J K L M N O P Only in the toilet, just like me Don't sprinkle when you tinkle All the boys and the girls are play'n tag And patty-cake, jump rope, capture the flag I don't want want any part of that (A B C D E F G) I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass. (H I J K L M N O P) Hi, my name is Danny, (I'll always love you) And it rhymes with words like Whammy. (I will protect you) And my teachers they can't stand me, (and I will tuck you in at night) But I sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do Q R S T you and me No girls will lively they all got cooties Circle-dop-dop Lest the cootie shot V W X Y and Z Why's the lunch lady always winking at me? She's got a mustache That grows like a tree All the boys and the girls let's come on over Play kickball, hop-scotch, and Red Rover I don't want any part of that, (A B C D E F G) I'll hit Betty Sue with my baseball bat! (H I J K L M N O P) Hi, my name is Danny, (I'll always love you) And it rhymes with words like 'Whammy'. (I will protect you) And my teachers they can't stand me, (and I will tuck you in at night) But I sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I Hi, my name is Danny (Don't be afraid of me) And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I'm just a sweet cootie) And my teachers they can't stand me, (Who will love you 'til the end of time) But I'll sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Daddy told me there's no girls in heaven Hallelujah! Only G.I. Jo's! 8 9 10 11 12 13 Mrs. Jacobson has got a head like a bean I wonder If it rains it will grow In class pass notes on Valentines All the boys and girls are making eyes I don't know what you're talkin' about, (A B C D E F G) If I catch your eye I'mma poke it out! (H I J K L M N O P) Hi, my name is Danny (I'll always love you) And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I will protect you) And my teachers they can't stand me (and I will tuck you in at night) And I sleep in Batman Jammies Hi, my name is Danny, (Don't be afraid of me) And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I'm just a sweet cootie) And my teachers they can't stand me, (Who will love you 'til the end of time) But I'll sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do