Tom: E E [Verse] B7 E Blue monday morning at the factory gate, B7 E Almost time to clock in B7 E The boys are all betting that joe wouldn't show, A B7 They'd seen him over the weekend he had 4 new tires on that ol cadillac, A Betty the waitress, had some clothes in the back, A E B7 E9 Dashboard full of road maps of mexico, joe knows how to live [Chorus] C#m G#m A E He said women were made to love, money is made to spend C#m G#m A C#7 Life is something buddy , you will never live again F#m A E Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live [Verse] B7 E By now they'll be down at the ocean, B7 E He and betty stretched out somewhere B7 E The only blue in his life, is the blue moonlite, A B7 Bouncing off betty's blonde hair E Oh I can just see em rolling around in the sand, A I never thought, I was a jealous man, A E B7 E But when I think what he's doing & what I'm not, oh I'm jealous a lot.... C#m G#m A E He said women were made to love, money is made to spend [Chorus] C#m G#m A C#7 Life is something buddy , you will never live again F#m A B7 E Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live [Instrumental] A E A B7 [Verse] B7 E Now betty's back home with her mother, B7 E Joe's back on the assembly line B7 E But he brings in his pictures and his mexican hat, A B7 Just to remind us sometimes.... C#m G#m C#m G#m He said women were made to love, money is made to spend C#m G#m A C#7 Life is something buddy , you will never live again F#m A E Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live F#m A E Oh I hate to admit it, joe sure knows how to live [Outro] E E (Spoken) Man, they would have fired me if I'd had done that, E Another thing man, E I don't see how he got betty away from her mother, E That ol girl watches her all the time, E You think joe's wife know about that yet