Tom: G G Now if I had a nickel I know what I would do I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you C G I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you D7 G Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you - V#2 Now if you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr C G I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr D7 G Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you - - (Instrumental, basically a full verse just played with fiddle lead) - - V#3 G Now if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den I'd pester you my honey until you let me in C G I'd pester you my honey until you let me in D7 G Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you - V#4 Now if you were a horsefly and I an old grey mare I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair C G I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair D7 G Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you - - (Instrumental, a fancier, steel guitar version) - - V5 G Now if you want to marry now let me tell you what I'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot C G We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot D7 G Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how much I love you (End on last note.) - - Hear this lively, 'fun' song on youtube here,