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Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon
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Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee
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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice
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Its really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee
[Verse 2]
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Now picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling
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Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring
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He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews
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But don't forget folks, That’s what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
[Verse 3]
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Another year, maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
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She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee
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Yeah, she sits alone, Most every night
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He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy,
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But she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee
[Verse 4]
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Now he doesn't make much money Only five thousand per
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Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her."
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He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail.
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You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee
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yeah, you better keep her, I think it's cheaper Then makin' whoopee
