Pink shirts and metro mohawks is the new fashion in the club scene And all the homo's on the dance floor cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters Queer eye for the metrosexual They will be big noting themselves all week about the bitches they want to mee and shit talking about all teh Bacardi Breezers they're gonna drink Total show ponies They will spend half their weeks pay getting their fix on hair gell and crack wax And then the're gonna go make love to themselves in the mirror just shove 3 e's up your arse and then you will be fruity Pink shirts and metro mohawks is the new fashion in the club scene And all the homo's on the dance floor cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters Queer eye for the metrosexual