Well, I'm bored of watching TV And pickin' on the dog So I hopped on my motorcycle In the fog And I ride to the all-nite Motorway cafe Oh God, well, I'm lookin' for a stray, yeah yeah You ain't got no brains (You got no brains) You ain't got no brains (You got no brains) I said you, you ain't got no brains You ain't got nothing at all Then this girl, she walks in And her hair's in a mess So I buy her a cup of tea And said: That's a nice dress And then we talk of taxis And underground trains Two grown adults, but we got no brains No brains, got no brains You ain't got no brains (You got no brains) You ain't got no brains (You got no brains) I said you, you ain't got no brains You ain't got nothing at all You ain't got no brains You ain't got no brains You ain't got no brains You ain't got no brains No brains No brains No brains No brains