If you meet a nice new girl Put me in the deal If she invites you to a drink Put me in the deal If she invites you to a dance Put me in the deal If she invites you to her bed Put me in the deal I'll be discreet with you And very sweet with you I'll be available And very admirable Yes, I will If you get a decent raise Put me in the deal And if you get some holidays Put me in the deal If you win the lottery Put me in the deal And if you get rich and make it big Put me in the deal I'll be faithful now I'll be reliable So understanding now I'll be attentive, brother Any favour that you're wanting Brother, I will do No, I'm not a man of wealth but I am straight with you If you trips are good to you Put me in the deal And if you have a happening too Put me in the deal And if you find some money in the streets Put me in the deal If you're getting some free meals Put me in the deal I'll be discreet with you And very sweet with you, yeah I'll be available And very admirable Any favour that you're wanting Brother, I will do No, I'm not a man of wealth but I am straight with you Any favour that you're wanting You know that I will What's that you say? They're fooling with you And you want me in the deal? I don't understand you too well You say they're fooling you Thank you for the offer, brother I've got something else to do