Like gettin' stuck inside a broken elevator Or plane crash and it's just a simulator And gettin' sick on the food that you made Then headin' backwards down a busy one-way It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me If I did hit the skids Then I wouldn't give a shit It couldn't happen to me Well, you got nerve and the will to live But every time it ends up hittin' the skids And you can do for a thousand years All because you never use your eyes and your ears It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me If I did hit the skids Then I wouldn't give a shit It couldn't happen to me Like breaking down on a major highway And no one helps when it's Christmas Day (Christmas Day) I'm fallin' over and everyone is watchin' No one believes in your alien abduction It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me If I did hit the skids Then I wouldn't give a shit It couldn't happen to me And just when you start winning (start winning) That's when the comet's hitting (comet's hitting) And there's no use in running away It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me If I did hit the skids Then I wouldn't give a shit It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me It couldn't happen to me If I did hit the skids Then I wouldn't give a shit It couldn't happen to me