It's taking way too long to sync the fucking mob You're always gonna leave nothin' till it's gone Too much choppin', not enough of poppin' We can't free you If my bong could talk It'd say you stingy fuck If my bong could sing It'd say la-la-la Water's gettin' grosser slowly as it rots If you're goin' green lookin' like a ghost I'm not stoppin', fill it to the top, and We can't free you If my bong could talk It'd say you stingy fuck If my bong could sing It'd say la-la-la If my bong could talk It'd say get a job If my bong could sing It'd say falala-lala-la Nothin' but weed Nothin' but green Now I can barely breathe We got nothin' but green Nothin' but weed Now I can barely breathe If my fridge could fuck It'd go uh, uh, uh