I fell in love with a one legged girl She took me into her one legged world Made this place a better place to be She had a thing for the tall skinny guys I had a thing for the girls with one thigh So we decided to give it a go She's my one legged ho And it ain't cool when guys make fun of her [hey stumpy!] I ain't cruel My god, i think i love her I fell in love with a one legged girl She took me into her one legged world She had a thing for the tall skinny guys I had a thing for the girls with one thigh And it ain't cool when guys make fun of her [hey hop along!] [one legged bitch!] I ain't cruel My god, i think i love her! [awwwwwwww] I fell in love with a one legged girl She took me into her one legged world She had a thing for the tall skinny guys I had a thing for the girls with one thigh I fell in love with a disabled wage (?) I fell for her and her lack of a leg I loved it when she hopped along I know we had fun I fell in love with a one legged girl I fell in love with a one legged girl