Tom: Bm D Bm7 F#m G He stopped me on the street, he was wearin' a backwards baseball hat D Bm7 F#m G I'd never seen the devil smile but I bet it looks a lot like that Em F# From his coat of worn out rags, he flashed me a plastic bag and said G A Hey, this will get you high tonight Em A D And I said, " No thanks, I get that all the time" [Chorus] G A When I walk into my kitchen, kids are screamin', dinner's burnin' D F# G And I'm re- minded we've got PTA tonight A When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me Bb Bm A G And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Em Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love F# G A D It's the world best kind of drug and I get that all the time Bm F#m G D Bm7 F#m G A stranger in a cotton dress so thin the sunlight came right through D Bm7 F#m G I've been a man for long enough to know that come on look she used. Em F# She sat down next to me, brushed her hand across my knee and said G A I'll give you the best night of your life Em A D And I said, " No thanks, you see, I get that all the time" [Chorus] G A When I walk into my kitchen, kids are screamin', dinner's burnin' D F# G And I'm re- minded we've got PTA tonight A When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me Bb Bm A G And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Em Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love F# G A D It's the world best kind of drug, yeah, I get that all the time G A Bm A G G A When I'm kneelin' down and feelin' all those little arms around me Bm A G And my wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Em Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love F# G A Bb Bm A It's the only kind of drug, that gives peace of mind in this crazy life of mine G A D Bm F# And I get that all the time, G D Bm F# D G Yeah, I get that all the time -----