Slimy purple barstards like to populate our bars and brothels They're the haitian hombres They release a couple of nines into my compadres They'd better be ready for what happens next My muscles are about to be flexed Sound of cuban gangmembers: "kill em!" Electricute their cats Put grenades in their hats Anyway, anyhow, anycheese We are gonna bring death to the haitians! Put electrodes in their bras Smash their cars (with cricket bats) Mash their dogs with mixing bowls Turn their pubs into big black holes (in the ground) Life is precious, life is sweet But if they touch my cadillac again They will most certainly feel cuban heat!!! Death to the haitians!!