You pick a fight with someone Every time, if you can It doesn't matter if you lose again, no You look for trouble everywhere you go You always end in an imbroglio Your mama-mia always feeding you pizza pies You sit and eat them 'till you're double-sized, Oh Now all your cousins call you elephant You're like a sumo wearing a circus tent T-R-O-U-B-L-E Is your middle name No matter where you go The story is the same You're the Titanic of the neighborhood A little harmony would do you good This ain't no movie made in-Hollywood You're trouble You're trouble Sometimes you're double trouble You never cared and never understood I kind of think your head is made of wood You wouldn't change even if you could You're trouble You're trouble The call you double trouble