Hey I’ve got a good one Stop me if you’ve heard it before Two priests sit in a bar One says, I don’t think God loves me anymore The other is silent, yeah That faithful safety net, for the inept Then from that void comes a voice so candid What makes you think he ever did? How many souls, does one cold shoulder hold? Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted I know, that there are those, who remember, so I suppose On and on, this mortal stain remains, unchanged Purgatory lies, just behind our eyes, and only the lucky die Science has a wicked sense of humour it seems The heavens have one hell of a mean streak How many souls, does one cold shoulder hold? Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted So far so good, so what so long None of this matters if you don’t belong So far so good so what so long I think I've done my worship wrong Drop ‘em to their knees Drop ‘em to their knees Drop ‘em to their knees and make them believe Drop ‘em to their knees Drop ‘em to their knees Drop ‘em to their knees and make them believe Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted Saviours lie and hide their eyes No one cares if their hands are needed Saviours lie and hide their eyes Sympathy depleted