Tom: B
SONG – Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced
ALBUM – Blackout
*********NOTE***********
***Tune 1/2 step down***
***Figure out strumming yourself***
***My Intro is pretty crappy and there are a few other problems but this is the best
seen yet, so give me all the suggestions you've got. email me at *
Intro
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--8h9--8-----9--8--------|
D|--9-------9--9-----9--9--|
A|--7----------9--------9--|
E|----------------------7--|
(bagpipe arranged for guitar)
e|-----12---12---14-16-14-11--11--11-11-9--7--9--|
B|--12-------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|
e|--12--12--11-9-7---12--11-12-14---9--9--12--12--11--7--|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1
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B|---------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------9----------------|
D|--9-------------------------9-----------9----|
A|--9-------------------------7-----------9----|
E|--7-------------------------------------7----|
I play in a band, we’re the best in the land
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------11-----|
D|----9-----------------------11-----|
A|----9-----------------------9------|
E|----7------------------------------|
we’re big in both Chelsea and France.
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|-----11-----------------------9-----------------|
D|-----11-----------------------9------------9----|
A|-----9------------------------7------------9----|
E|-------------------------------------------7----|
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--------9--------------------------------11------|
D|--------9--------------9-----------------11------|
A|--------7--------------9-----------------9-------|
E|-----------------------7-------------------------|
There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance
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B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------9---------------------|
D|-9-----------------------9-------------9-------|
A|-9-----------------------7-------------9-------|
E|-7-------------------------------------7-------|
So come on now honey, I’ll make you feel pretty
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------11---|
D|----9--------------------------11---|
A|----9--------------------------9----|
E|----7-------------------------------|
These other gals mean nothing to me
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B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-------11-------------------------9------------------|
D|-------11-------------------------9------------9-----|
A|-------9--------------------------7------------9-----|
E|-----------------------------------------------7-----|
so let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night
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B|-----------------------------------------|
G|---------9---------------------------8---|
D|---------9-----------9---------------8---|
A|---------7-----------9---------------6---|
E|---------------------7-------------------|
pm .
'cause I’m more than a handful, you’ll see
Chorus
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-------------------------------------------------11---|
D|-9------------9------------------------------------11---|
A|-7------------9------------------------------------9----|
E|--------------7-----------------------------------------|
so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----9----------------------------------9--------------------|
D|-----9------------9----------------11---9--------------9-----|
A|-----7------------9----------------11---7--------------9-----|
E|------------------7----------------9-------------------7-----|
in the trousers she kissed me. and I only bought her one round
Verse 2
(same as Verse 1)
Chorus
Verse 3
(same as Verses 1 + 2)
Chorus x2
Verse 4
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B|----4--------------------0-------------4-------|
G|----4--------------------1-------------4-------|
D|----4--------------------2-------------4-------|
A|----2--------------------2-------------2-------|
E|-------------------------0---------------------|
I’m a pitiful sight, and I aint all that bright
e|--2----------------------------2------|
B|--4----------------------------2------|
G|--4----------------------------3------|
D|--4----------------------------4------|
A|--2----------------------------4------|
E|-------------------------------2------|
I’m definitely not chiseled from stone
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B|----2---------------------0---------4----|
G|----3---------------------1---------4----|
D|----4---------------------2---------4----|
A|----4---------------------2---------2----|
E|----2---------------------0--------------|
I’m a cheat, and a liar, no woman’s desire
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B|---0------------2---------4~----|
G|---1------------3---------4~----|
D|---2------------4---------4~----|
A|---2------------4---------2~----|
E|---0------------2---------------|
I’ll probably die cold and alone
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B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------9--------------9#---------------------|
E|-----------------------7#---------------------|
I’m a monogamous man, no more one-night-stands
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B|-----------------------------------|
G|---9---------11--------------------|
D|---9---------11--------------9-----|
A|---7---------9---------------9-----|
E|-----------------------------7-----|
come on honey, let me take you home
Chorus
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-------------------------------------------------11---|
D|-9------------9------------------------------------11---|
A|-7------------9------------------------------------9----|
E|--------------7-----------------------------------------|
so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----9----------------------------------9--------------------|
D|-----9------------9----------------11---9--------------9-----|
A|-----7------------9----------------11---7--------------9-----|
E|------------------7----------------9-------------------7-----|
in the trousers she kissed me. and I only bought her one round
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-------------------------------------------------11---|
D|-9------------9------------------------------------11---|
A|-7------------9------------------------------------9----|
E|--------------7-----------------------------------------|
so kiss me, I’m s**tfaced.I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----9#-----------------------------------9------------------|
D|-----9#------------------9#----------11---9--------------9---|
A|-----7#------------------9#----------11---7--------------9---|
E|-------------------------7#----------9-------------------7---|
in the trousers. oh, it’s tiny. and I only bought her one round
Bridge
(just play the chords of the Chorus)
Chorus x2
