Your face hits the ground, you look around You think what's going on, this is all new to me There was always somebody there to pick you up When you hit the ground, no there's no-one around The tears flow from your eyes Onto your face Into your mouth and they hit the ground One step forward, two steps back, you're movin round in circles You gotta get your head together In a red jaguar In a red jaguar In a red jaguar Take your Daddy's Jag to London town Soak it up, take it in But bring some home to me For sale or rent, be it boy or girl baby Given them a twix but always give them a twirl When a man needs to loose his load He's 63 he finds a 12 year old The whole world is goin crazy As the blood trickles down the leg he sincerely swears "It's only the first time, the first time, the first time..."