We both know this is going to end But your hair smells like strawberry so let's pretend We'll speak our minds someday We'll talk and act like adults But for now you can stay and ignore results Oooh, I can't find my keys I'll need my care unlocked once I get off my knees Please forgive me I don't want to impose But you have my dignity And you have my clothes My coffee's getting cold When did I get this old? Can I just put ice in the coffee and my life on hold? Oooh, you're sweet like lemonade But I've avoided sugar since the 9th grade