I left you for so long I'm sorry
I'll make my comeback now and tell my story
Of where I was I hope no one was worried
You probably thought that I was dating
Lots of guys or smoking weed
One of those is true, It's up to you to guess
I was born inside Modesto, Cali
The highest male voice inside the central valley
They laughed at me I kinda looked like dewey
My choices were to cry myself to sleep or try to be funny
And at 9 years old
I got ahold of a camera
At 10 plus 1 I started posting vids now
It was kinda like a dance, it was kinda like a breakdown
Screamed about metro station hung with all my bros
I haven't had the doctor check but I am thinking
That my hairline kinda rose
And you know some hate comments get to me
Like the ones that say
I was more conventionally attractive when I was 13
18 now I made a pizza backpack
Did some stand up, but I gave it up because of anxiety attacks
I was threatened and then I was a meme sir
I drove to LA, no I took an Uber
And I am so glad my turtle didn't roast in the car
But PETA don't fret
Rodeo Jones has a happy life
She has a basking area
I swear I know how to take care of her
(She's not miserable and trying to get out of her tank
In the background she's just aggressively begging
Thats what red eared sliders do I can't feed her
As much as she wants because she'll get too big for her shell!)
And for some time it was smooth
But something broke it soon
Shyness, depression
Trump is prez
I can't get out of bed
Shyness, depression
Trump is prez
I can't get out of bed
Shyness, depression
Trump is prez
I can't get out of bed
No no no no no
I can get out of bed
I can get out of bed!
I left you for so long I'm sorry
I'll make my comeback now and tell my story
Of what comes next I wanna tease you now some
I will make vids I will release an album
Did you know, I now use dry shampoo
You'll see me on the street with my clean hair and be like
Who?
But I am me still
I still go to Goodwill
For now, It's time to film
