Tom: G G CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as Santa D G but as for me and grandpa we believe Em D She'd been drinking too much egg nog G and we warned her not to go C but she forgot her medication D G and she wandered out the door into the snow Em D When we found her Christmas morning G at the scene of the attack C there were hoof prints on her forehead D G and incriminating claw marks on her back G CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as Santa D G but as for me and grandpa we believe Em D It's not Christmas without grandma G all the family’s dressed in black C and we just cant help but wonder D G should we open up her gifts or send them back! CHORUS Em D Now we're all so proud of grandpa G he's been taking this so well C see him in there watching football D G drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel CHORUS Em D Now the goose is on the table G and the pudding made of fig C and the blue and silver candles D G that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig CHORUS Em D I've warned all my friends and neighbors G better watch out for yourselves C they should never give a license D G to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!