Tom: Em Em John Anderson my jo John Am Bm I wonder what ye mean Em Am tae lie sae lang in the mornin' G Em and sit so late at e'en G ye'll bleer oot a' ye're e'en John Am and why do you do so Em Am Em Am come sooner tae yer bed at nicht Em Bm Em John Anderson my jo [Verse] Em John Anderson my jo John Am Bm when you at first began Em Am you had as good a tail free G Em as ony ither man G but noo it's wax and wan John Am and wrinkles to and fro Em Am Em Am and it syne requires my helpin' hand Em Bm Em John Anderson my jo [Verse] Em John Anderson my jo John Am Bm ye're welcome when ye please Em Am it's either in the warm bed G Em or else abin the cleas G and ye shall tak the horns John Am upon yer heid tae grow Em Am Em Am aye, and that's the cuckold's malison Em Bm Em John Anderson my jo.