Tom: Em
G
If you like to say,
G
"dude that is so gay,"
C
You're probably a douchebag.
Am C
If you are about, to put on your tapout,
G
You're probably a douchebag.
[Verse 2]
G
If the beard upon your chin,
G
is one line pencil thin,
C
You're probably a douchebag.
Am
If your clothes are afflicted,
C
you think Nickelback is wicked,
G C G
You're probably a douchebag.
[Chorus]
C
But who am I to say
Bm
That we're different in any way
C
Because I judge the things you say and do
D G C G
And act like I am better than you.
[Verse 3]
G
But if you use steroids,
G
or you call your friends your boys,
C
You're probably a douchebag
Am
If you like your women loose,
C
or you only drink Grey Goose,
G
You're probably a douchebag
[Verse 4]
G
If you like to to get in fights,
G
or wear sunglasses at night,
C
You're probably a douchebag
Am
If you talk on your Bluetooth,
C
or have tribal tatoos,
G
You're probably a douchebag
[Chorus-Ending]
C
But who am I to say
Bm
That we're different in any way
C
Because I judge the things you say and do
D
And act like I am better than you
B7 Em Am
I guess I'm just a douchebag toooooo
G
Just not as much as you
