No one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway No one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the Greasy wop [1st chorus:] Everyone mistakes you for a jew Your best friend is you [x2] You have hook nose like a fucking jew Your best friend is you [x2] No one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 Foot joke Every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget And your broad's a wop [2nd chorus:] No one cares what your last show drew Your best friend is you [x2] You're about as tall as tattoo Your best friend is you [x2] Your favorite letter's f Flunk-you flunked out of school Flop-every show that you do Fail-every class that you take Friends-not one you can make