You've got a fucking cleft palate-palate And hair just like gene shalit-shalit I wan't to hit you with a mallet Your teeth are parted to the side-side You've got a lazy eye-eye Why don't you fucking hide You're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray And skin just like m.j.-j And you're so fucking gay You hang around at barca's spa-spa With a nose like jamie farr-farr I wan't to hit you with my car You fucking freak