Tom: D
D F#m G
[Verse 1]
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I'm the Usain Bolt of running from my problems
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I never go home 'cause those people know who I am
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I like getting drunk because it makes me feel more charming
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I haven't been myself since the election
[Chorus 1]
A G D
When life was easy, the music was harsh
A G D
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
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All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
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All I want is shallow pop songs
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[Verse 2]
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All I talk about is the weather
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Are hot dogs sandwiches, subs, or neither?
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I wanna just talk about movies I dislike
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I'd rather not talk about anything in my life
[Chorus 2]
A G D
When life was easy, the music was harsh
A G D
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
A G D A G
All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
G A N.C. D
All I want is shallow pop songs
D
YEAH
[Bridge 1]
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And the last text I sent to him was about the movie Avatar
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And how dumb I thought the central themes are
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Like it's reject technology, accept nature's beauty
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Except the whole damn movie was to promote the new kind of 3D
[Bridge 2]
D
Hey Mike
D
Aren't I a genius?
D F#m
Hey Mike
F#m
Aren't I brilliant?
G
Hey Mike
G
Come on man
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Why aren't you responding?
[Instrumental]
D F#m G Bm A
[Outro]
G A D
All I want is shallow pop songs
Bm A D
All I want is shallow pop songs
G A D
All I want is shallow pop songs
G A
All I want
