I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' when, where, and how boy I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy What's my hotdog without your buns? Out here on the range we're having fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy It takes a real man To fuck another man My mating call is *fart noise* Understand?